{"product_id":"absolutely-no-thank-you-baseball-hat","title":"absolutely, no thank you baseball hat","description":"A soft, lived-in cap that speaks for you without saying a word. This classic dad cap features understated embroidered text — “absolutely, no thank you.” — stitched in a slightly weathered type for a quietly sassy look. The low-profile, unstructured silhouette molds to your head for comfortable all-day wear. Adjust the antique-brass hideaway strap to find the fit that feels like yours. Wear it on slow mornings, busy commutes, or whenever you want a gentle boundary with a wink. The muted khaki tone blends into casual outfits while the precurved visor and neat stitching keep the look tidy and intentional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel body for a comfortable, broken-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton shell (except Green Camo variant) with sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for a discreet fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ventilated eyelets on each panel and durable construction sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":49020840313084,"sku":"17256347118864039250","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ One size","offer_id":49020840345852,"sku":"11793256287319308641","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ One size","offer_id":49020840378620,"sku":"24720610488780348377","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spruce \/ One size","offer_id":49020840411388,"sku":"16539400705741567757","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/3112\/1660\/files\/15891281607523854795_2048.jpg?v=1781220920","url":"https:\/\/magnolia-mischief-company.myshopify.com\/products\/absolutely-no-thank-you-baseball-hat","provider":"Magnolia \u0026 Mischief Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}